Friday, September 16, 2011

hey, remember glitter graphics!

oh, glitter graphics! I wonder what you are up to now...

This week, I have been overwhelmed. My dad had surgery on Wednesday so much of my energy is designated to worrying about him [Tangent: If worrying was an Olympic event, I would get gold so many times, they would accuse me of doping.]. As anyone who has been in the hospital/or has stayed with someone in the hospital knows, there is LOADS of downtime. At one point yesterday I sat and watched the news for hours while my dad slept and my mom slept on the recliner curled up next to him. In order to not lose my mind, I've begun to revisit time wasters of yore, MYSPACE STYLE SURVEYS! [Tangent: Yes, I was that annoying girl that would spend unhealthy amounts of time answering such hard hitting questions as, "what's your favorite color?" or "when was your first kiss."]

Because I am feeling moderately drained, I thought today was a what the hell kinda day. I selected one ridiculous survey and one fun one. I hope these myspace surveys bring dreams of html codes and conveying emotion via glitter graphic.
Have u woke up next to stranger?
Ummm..noo...and why would someone share that factoid in this venue.

Luv someone but they didnt luv u back?
Yes several times...but can we go back to spelling love the normal way...its only one more letter. I can't take it seriously with this spelling.

Ever wasted your time on someone, who didnt appreciate it?
On a couple occasions

Have children?
No...I have an obese dog, that's enough.

Are you married?
to the sea.

Do u like someone from your myspace friends?
I could not even tell you who my myspace friends are. Does myspace even still exist?

Ever slept with anyone of your myspace friends?
no

Hiding any secrets?
I'm a dude. Surprise.

Are u angry with someone right now?
I'm angry at sonic for luring me in with their "kickin coney," which proved to be a bad decision at 9:30 at night

Are u single, taken or not sure?
I am taken for certain

Ever drank to much and did something u were not suppose to?
several times. Not so much anymore though. I am sure there are pictures in the old "myspace vault" to prove it.

Whats the worst thing that has happened to u?

 Wow! Way to get real, survey.


If u could change one thing in your life what would it be?

superhuman health


Ever gone skiing
?
hmm....slightly impractical, but not impossible

Whats ur fav. color?

I like em all. I don't believe one color should dominate another.


If u could pick any kind of car u wanted..what would it be?

Seeing as my options are REALLY limited to mom style mini vans...that makes this question completely impractical, but lets dream big : vintage Aston Martin


Would u date outside your race?

Yes, and I'm dating a ginger...so clearly, I practice what I preach. 

I seriously am worried about the glitter graphic industry. 
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 20 friends
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

-IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Only Happy When it rains- Garbage (Most appropriate yet Debbie Downer answer ever.)


-HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Belinda- Ben Folds w/ Nick Hornby (so am I changing my name? Yes...that's how I'm telling you all...via terrible survey.)


-WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
Sweet Lovin Man - Magnetic Fields (YES!)


-HOW DO YOU FEEL?
Pump it up! - Elvis Costello and The Attractions (I wish I felt pumped up!)


-WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
The Waiting- Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (true story!)


-WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
You are my sunshine- Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (one of my favorite songs, so apropo I reckon.)


-WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
It's all Over- Dreamgirls cast (I am guessing that's positive.)


-WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Bloodbuzz, Ohio- The National  (sure, why not?)



-WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Piano Man- Billy Joel (neither applies unless she gets a sex change and starts
tickling the ivories.)


-WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
You Make My Dreams Come True- Hall and Oates


-WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
They Killed John Henry- Justin Townes Earl (so am I an aspiring assassin?)


-WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
These Boots are made for Walkin- Nancy Sinatra (actually its like the polar opposite.)


-WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Hurt- Johnny Cash (darkest wedding ever.)


-WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Caress me Down- Sublime (hahahha. please.)


-WHAT IS YOUR PASSION IN LIFE?
 Creep - Damien Rice cover (I am not passionate about creeps.)


-WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Mansard Roof- Vampire Weekend (not so scary...they are flat on top.)


-WHATS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Jesusland- A Capella cover of Ben Folds (yes..I am opening a themepark for Christ!)


-WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Oooh La La- Ditty Bops


-WHAT DOES YOUR LOVE THINK ABOUT YOU?
Born at the right time- Paul Simon  (I imagine he is happy that I am not geriatric or pediatric)



OK readers, thanks for keeping my mind occupied with these ridiculous surveys. I promise I will not rely on these in future posts. They were probably the reason myspace is desolate and dusty.

2 comments:

  1. i get a kick out of those song surveys every time. and do you read regretsy/did you see their recent september 11th glitter graphic contest?

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  2. I'm not racist, some of my best friends have red hair.

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