Wednesday, October 31, 2012

jackin my swag!

Today has been a lackluster Halloween. I am currently sporting the costume of a disheveled and exhausted girl who has been in her pajamas all day. Very original, I know.


Because I am quarantined in the back of the house with the doggies, armed with handfuls of dog biscuits to keep them distracted when masked pint-sized interlopers come a knockin'- I thought I would get in a quick blog post. In order to stay entertained, I decided to watch the most bone chilling thing I could find on cable - Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. [Tangent: Don't worry, yesterday I got in my fill of ridiculous 80s horror movies, watching Killer Klowns from Outer Space and Sleepaway Camp. Although Killer Klowns was a staple in my house as a child, I had never seen Sleepaway Campand can now confirm that it was one of the best worst horror movies ever, but the bat shit crazy twist at the ending makes it totally worth it. Terrible horror movies are a strange love of mine.]

Anyway- I just wanted to share something...a little US Weekly style Who Wore it Better ?

ME AND JAMIE- 'WEEN 2011

KANYE AND KIM- 'WEEN 2012
This whole debacle confirms my suspicions that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are totally trying to copy me. :) Only I am fairly sure her mermaid look was pricey, and it was likely not constructed out of an old strapless bra, a nude cami, some shells found in a decorative bathroom jar and a hella lotta green shimmer fabric. Also, Kanye, what kind of swarthy sailor man wears red topsiders? I rest my case. [Tangent: What case is that? Not sure, but regardless, Happy Halloween, ya'll!]

1 comment:

  1. You win.
    We all win because we are not Kim Kardashian. Yay! ;)

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