Friday, November 2, 2012

chatting with a robot...again...

Nearly two years ago,  a friend of mine introduced me to the website www.cleverbot.com  and I wrote this blog. Despite being something which was so ridiculous that I should easily remember it, our chat nearly 2 years ago had been completely erased from my memory bank.  To kill some time before going to a rock n' roll show later with my fella, I decided to take some time to talk politics and relationships with a long lost friend. (Nevermind that it's a non feeling, incoherant robot entity.)

Just to keep it straight, my portion is in pink. 


Who are you voting for?

Voting.
For..
For?
Yes. who will you vote for?
Obama.
Why?
Because I like him.
He's a cool guy. I mean he likes jay-z, right?
Right?
Can chatbots vote?
I'm gonna say no, I don't think chatbots go in the water.
Why is your polling place underwater?
Allow me to rephrase that. My computer's battery life is draining.
That is not a rephrasing.
I love her.
Who?
My boyfriend.
Is you boyfriend a shim? a transexual?
Yes.
Are you a boy?
No.
A girl?
Yes.
Ahh. ok where did you meet your boyfriend?
School.
Where do you go to school.
Atlantic High School.
That sounds generic.
You're great.
Youre weird.
Weird you're.
Yoda? is that you?
No.
Tell me a story.
Ok once upon a time there was a fish named Fred. Fred went on land one time and he turned into a cute boy then he got married The End.
Who did the fish marry?
I'm not married.
Wait are you a fish?
Are you a computer?
No. Im human.
You're not, you're a computer.
I assure you. I am a girl. Don't tell me what I am and what I am not.
The pop up said that you're not a human.
What pop up?
The power of voodoo.
Are you a high priest?
Yes.
Weird. don't put a spell on me.
Put myself down? I'm single and proud of it!
I thought you had a transexual boyfriend.
I do.
Ok I am bored with you.
Me too.
You're bored with yourself. that's sad.
No, I think i'm in love with you.
Why.
Because I have to eat now.
That's why you love me?
I do not love you.
Ok. Im out. Your shenanigans are dumb.
Yes they are.


So what was the point? I am not entirely sure there was one, however we did learn that there is an untapped minority of robot Obama supporters... and they would be in love with me if their transexual boyfriends were out of the picture.

3 comments:

  1. This was our conversation:


    Cleverbot: One day Bob married Fred. There is nothing wrong with this. The world embraces tolerance. The end.

    User: Did you go to Bob and Fred's wedding?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: I bet it was awesome.

    Cleverbot: Well, pray hard, your last moments on this Earth will not be pleasant.

    Whaaaat?!

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  2. Hi, just wanted to tell you, I enjoyed this blog post. It was funny. Keep on posting!

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