Friday, March 29, 2013

an open letter to my deviant followers

Advisory: This is not directly aimed at one person  but rather several people, unfortunately.


Dear "you know who you are"-

Thanks for taking an interest in my blog. I get really excited when I see that that my page has a new "like" on Facebook or a shiny new face has popped up in Google Friend Connect. However,  when I look closer into your profile and learn that you are simply interested in my writing because you have some kind of kink for wheelchair chicks....I am not endeared. Why do I jump to such conclusions about your character? Oh, maybe its because you are a single dude in your mid 40s who is only friends with women with disabilities or the fact that each of your other "likes" revolve around the devotee community [Tangent: Seriously, look it up. There's a world of weird out there.]. Subtlety is not your strong suit.

When I named my blog "That Girl in the Wheelchair"or made the corresponding Facebook page,  I was ill prepared for this kind of attention. For me, the moniker was supposed to be a not so tongue-in-cheek way to state the obvious, and not a signal that my freak flag was flying.[Tangent: Again, I'm sure you are a lovely, really. I am sure that you are upstanding members of your civic communities and pay your taxes on time and all that jazz...but I feel like you are barking up the wrong wheelchair.] Sorry fellas.

Surely, you are also disappointed with the content of my site, because its mostly mundane stories. blah blah...Full House reruns....blah blah...Target....blah blah...poop joke.... I am sure you were seeking women in wheelchairs in thigh highs looking seductively handicapped. Although, I love hosiery as much as the next gal, that is just not what you are gonna see here and I thought you should be aware. In fact, I rarely even post pictures of solely me sitting around in my chair.

Don't worry- I don't judge your left of center past time [Tangent: Who am I kidding? I judge a little.] but I just don't really wanna be included in it. I guess I should be flattered but it kinda just makes me feel like I need a shower....and don't let that be an invite for more grossness. 

Thanks so much for your time and attention (but take it elsewhere). 

Kimmie

10 comments:

  1. "barking up the wrong wheelchair" LOL!! Go girl!

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  2. Busted!! You're a super sleuth, Kimmie Jones. And you couldn't have picked a better pic to convey "creepy, shady Erv the Perv".... excuse me while I go through your blog members profiles and try to guess who's all fetishy lookin....

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    1. you know I am nosey! I like to see what kinds of folks are following me.

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    2. he he... I will... thanks for the tip ;)
      and how vain and pompous to not wanna at least glance at new followers, right?? I don't get bloggers who act like they are spitting prose into the wind, for the earth to be a better place because of their contribution ;) ha ha!

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    3. if the last comment says "Jerome" ignore. It was me.

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  3. Wow. I thought the Russian porn sites directing traffic to our blogs was weird. I have to go take a shower now, and I'm not even the one being creepily lusted after.

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    1. Yeah I have even lost Track of how many Facebook fans like this I have. For a while I blocked them all

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