Wednesday, March 20, 2013

fat kid reviews: next level Girl Scout cookie experience

Maybe unemployment has exacerbated my trashy tendencies...or maybe I am a genius? I will leave that up to you to determine. Tonight, my inner fat kid made a tremendous taste discovery whilst watching a Logo documentary on G.L.O.W aka The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, [Tangent: I KNOW! I have been excited about it all day. When I was little, I guess I had little parental supervision because I remember being a wee lass and being glued to our giant 80's TV watching ladies in french cut leotards and glitter throw each other around on a regular basis. I loved it. They were like a live action Jem and the Holograms. Luckily, my ginger grew up with a TV as a babysitter, too, so he was equally excited with my evening plans for us. ]

While watching a large Samoan lady throw around the Farmer's Daughter in the ring, I was reminded that we were smack dab in one of the most joyous times of year for inner fat kids everywhere: Girl Scout Cookie time! [Tangent: Let it be known Jamie just came up with the Samoan/Samoa connection. I must credit him with being clever...not me.]

Every year I go to the ends of the earth to get my Girl Scout cookie fix. Everyone has their must haves, but for me- there are only three options: Thin Mints, Samoas and Tagalongs. [Tangent: Don't even get me started on the now extinct Lemon Chalet Creams, which were my favorite and were substituted with Savannnah Smiles, which taste like dry pudding mix. Yuck. I could seriously rant about that for eons. ] aka the Holy Trinity! [Tangent: Is that sacrilege? I don't even now anymore.] 

As if by serendipity, my mom gifted me a jar of Nutella today because I have been craving it for days and then shit got real. 

 Because I am  no stranger to ridiculous gluttony, I dipped each variety of fundraiser cookies into the chocolate hazelnutty goodness....and magic happened.  They were all delicious, but the Samoa + the nutella is truly a game changer. TRY IT NOW. Thank me later .

 As a cliche blogger move, I will leave you with this closeup picture of something delicious.


  1. Beverly Hills..what a thrill..brilliant classic movie! yum.

  2. Damn, it IS Girl Scout cookie time! I need to get my hands on some Tagalongs and Samoas. The Nutella dunking looks like heaven :)

    What Lola Wants

  3. I saw your post on chloes page and I thought I would read some of your stuff( because if you got along with chloe chances are you are cool people) and I just thought it was funny those are the three kinds of gs cookies I buy too :) by the way my names Shannon Hawthorn , I don't have an account on here just facebook!


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