|us at my 16th birthday, when being the older one was waaaaay more fun.|
When I went to go try to leave her some clever incarnation of "Happy birthday, Kristen," I noticed the lovely Facebook geniuses have made it where you can send a gift to your friends. Previously, I had noted how it would recommend a Target or a Starbucks gift card to me when I was leaving a birthday greeting for that girl that sat 2 seats behind me in high school Spanish or that one guy I met at a house party 7 years ago, but never have I looked at the other options. Because it's my best friend in the whole wide world, I thought, "What the hell? Let's see whatcha got Mr. Zuckerberg!"
Well these things, which are 100% real, are what Facebook thinks my newly 30 BFF needs in her life. [Tangent: I guess all 30-year-olds shop exclusively at Spencer's Gifts.]
|I wish I saw someone using these. I would die.|
|again. if someone bought me this...i'd be upset.|
|do people still use shower caps?|
|hamburger change purse probably means something else on urban dictionary...just sayin'|
So, I guess what I'm saying, Kristen, is are you in need of some handerpants or does baby Davis crave a 5 lb gummy bear? Here's to many more birthdays together! This is what we have to look forward to.